31 Great Mysteries of My Mind..

31 Things I Would Like To Find Out the Answers To But Am Too Lazy To Google.

1.     do people who live on Desert Islands still consider someplace warm a vacation?  Or does it work oppositely and they prefer somewhere cold and desolate?

2.     What happens to fish when they die?  Do they just float in the ocean, millions and billions of them? Doesn't a live fish taste better than a dead fish?

3.     What happens to the bones when sharks digest the fish they eat?

4.     Why can’t lobsters die unless you kill them?  I feel like anything with a face shouldn’t be immortal

5.     Why do people enjoy camping?  Why not take a hike and stay in a cabin...with a mattress?

6.     Do psychotic people know that they’re crazy?

7.     Why are overweight people still overweight in prison?  Is there an excess of food in there?

8.     Did Dr. Seuss do drugs?

9.     Is it possible that all comedians are depressed?

10. Has anyone personally met a professional clown?

11. Do people have superpowers?

12. Can someone leave earth and enter space at the bottom of the ocean?

13.  Does anyone enjoy middle school?  And if they do...do they enjoy life now?

14. What’s the difference between a ranch and a farm?  I get the farm concept.  But a ranch? What's getting grazed and why?

15. Who was the actor that played “Dennis the Menace” and what ever happened to him?

16. Why did anyone making a movie in the 80s think it was okay to cast a 40 year old dude as a teenage delinquent alongside a 14 year old kid with braces?  And why did no one question it?

17. Why doesn't the state with the least amount of tourism (…it’s North Dakota.) not try to build something to make it worth going to?  All it takes is one casino. 

18. Okay if you’re from New York- you’re a New Yorker.  Hawaii- Hawaiian.  Virginia- Virginian.  Illinois-…?

19. Why is it cruel for humans to kill animals to eat them, when animals in the jungle kill and eat other animals? And aren't humans really just a result of evolution related to primates?  Actually do monkeys eat meet?

20. Do ants have their own language?

21. Why are cowboys called cowboys?  Why not horseboy?  Or horseman? Or cowman?

22. Why is one going to McDonalds to eat a salad? 

23. When people dream about living in a different time period don’t they realize that everyone had rotten teeth, couldn’t bathe, there was no t.v., there was no air conditioning, and probably slept on a rock?  I’ll take 2014 please. 

24. Why did they stop teaching kids how to write in cursive?  How are future famous people supposed to give their autograph?

25. What’s the difference between using a compass and looking at the direction of the sun in the sky?

26. Do Australians feel elite because they get to experience time first?  Is the opposite true for people on the opposite side of the Earth feel inferior?  Is the U.S. the opposite side?

27. Honestly- how many time zones are there in the mainland U.S.? I swore there was 4 and then someone told me there was 3?  Does Mountain Time not exist?

28. What if humans are actually ants living in a snow globe that is the Earth and Space and there’s a bigger species?

29. If Bill Gates was right in front of me, and I was struggling to use a computer- would I recognize him and would he laugh at me?

30. Do dentists eat?

31. If a scientist, or doctor, or Thomas Edison were teleported from year 1800 whatever to the present…would he feel like an idiot?

32. What's the point of having a state flower?  Does. Anyone. Care. ?.