Ok I really don’t get the eye rolls associated with
Valentines day. If you’re with someone
it’s a great day to embrace it. If
you’re single you have an entire day to indulge in any type of vice and have it
be acceptable. Or a really great reason
to hang out with your friends. If you’re
in between then you get to do all three of the above.
Everyone gets to eat candy. Drink Champagne. Um you get to look at the color pink all day- the prettiest color in the crayon
box. Get to look at hearts. Watch cheesy chick flicks and other girl
stuff. Or do guy stuff if you’re a guy
(whatever guy stuff actually is).
I mean if you’re sad to be alone, it’s time to get a grip
and see a therapist because if you need another person to allow yourself to
live your life you need help. If you
don’t like the flowers your significant other gave you or something along those
lines then you also need help because who doesn’t like getting flowers, whether
they’re ugly or not? Or a gift? I mean if you don’t like it you can exchange
it, regift it, or sell it on eBay. If you're heartbroken you get to self-loathe and no one can blame you.
If you’re in love you can dream of wedding bells and marital
bliss. If you’re single you can look at
other couples and laugh at how they’ll probably be divorced and a wreck in 5
years (...whatever helps you sleep at night).
No need to hate on a day that breaks the grossness of
February up. Eat your skittles and put
on a smile. After all it's just another day.
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