What to Do When you Feel Like a Man

Is there anything worst than then feeling like you're one minute away from growing a full on beard, having your purse transform into a basketball, and that glass of champagne being replaced with beer?  I think not.  Here is how you can recover...

1.Spray perfume.  Not body spray, not cologne, not deodorant, not a scented lotion, PERFUME.
2. If nothing else, put on lipstick.
3. Curl hair, or attempt to.
4. Pink is always the answer
5. Eat all food items with a fork and knife
6.  When you start to sweat, explain that your beauty is simply prone to glistening
7.  Burn any pair of white socks or white sneakers that you own
8.  Write with a purple pen-fabulousness does not have time to slack
9. Bake (and proceed to eat items with a knife and fork)
10.  Turn on Bravo and watch whatever is on for a minimum of 2 hours