How to Get Through an Uncomfortable Situation

How to get through an uncomfortable situation:

1.    I don’t know what you’re talking about, I can’t understand you’re accent, I can’t hear you, but when in doubt nod and smile

2.   When insulted, say nothing.  You’ve suddenly become deaf and mute.  Instantly.  At the same time.  You suddenly don't know where you are and who the person speaking to you is

3.    When you don’t have strength in numbers, ask yourself, “What would Britney do?"

4.   Wear dark lipstick, if nothing else it’s distracting, and you know I think a bit intimidating, maybe, probably not, but its more badass than being a plain jane

5.  Just keep sipping. Just keep sipping.  and Just keep sipping.

6.   The bartender is always your friend

7.   Shoot out compliments.  Nice socks, sneakers, haircut, hair growth, hair loss, shirt, tan, sunburn, perfume, cologne, balding, mustache, whatever.

8.   Go to the bathroom, as often as possible

9.   Blank stare.  Is that cloud or a bird in the sky?  

10.                  If all else fails, alter your IQ: higher when talking to idiots, lower when talking to pretentious individuals.